- TRAFFIC LIGHT
- apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches
- DIVORCE
- postgraduate in School of Love
- PIONEER
- early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods
- PEOPLE
- some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what’s happened
- SWIMMING POOL
- a mob of people with water in it
- SELF-CONTROL
- the ability to eat only one peanut
- SALESMAN
- man with ability to convince wife she’d look fat in mink
- CANNIBAL
- person who likes to see other people stewed
- EGOCENTRIC
- a person who believes he is everything you know you are
- FOREIGN FILM
- any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn’t a western
- OPTIMIST
- girl who regards a bulge as a curve
- MAGAZINE
- bunch of printed pages that tell you what’s coming in the next issue
- COLLEGE
- The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone
- EMERGENCY NUMBERS
- Police station, fire department and places that deliver
- OPERA
- When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings
- BUFFET
- A French word that means “Get up and get it yourself
- BABY-SITTER
- A teen-ager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teen-agers
- TATTOO
- Permanent proof of temporary insanity
