YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when…
05/10/2007You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of…
School Excuses
The following are excuse notes from parents (including original spellings) collected by the University of Texas: They were collected from Arkansas, Kentucky, Tennessee, West Virginia and Mississippi. My son is…
Company Policy
Effective from January 2007 Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci…
Is Java a pure Object Oriented Language?
Someone asked me if Java was a pure OOL (Object Oriented Language) or not. Without thinking my answer was yes, “thanks to the incompetent university I went to for 4…
If you have an original Microsoft Windows CD try it
I’ve read in an article that if you put an original windows CD in the microwave for a minute or two and take it out, it’ll be as cold as it…
