If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
05/10/2007Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe…
Corporate America at Its Best 2
“As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two…
Corporate America at Its Best
“My boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn’t edit it. The disk…
2 Tough Questions
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you…
Things You Wouldn’t Know Without Movies
It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you decide…
