Haiku Error Messages
15/12/2007Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. Everything is gone; Your life’s work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? Windows NT crashed. I am…
Top 13 Ways Hell Is Better Than Your Job
11/12/2007Your coffee stays hot all day Never have to look very far to find the legal department In Hell, you know who drank your Coke in the fridge – Satan…
Courtroom Testimony
07/12/2007These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were…
