Keeping Windows alive – part 1
09/01/2008If you are a download junkie like myself, you must have noticed that after installing and removing software Windows tends to become slow and moody. The simplest answer is to…
The 2007 Darwin Awards
08/01/2008When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at his intended victim during a hold-up in Long Beach , California , would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire…
Way Too Many Questions…
06/01/2008Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off the bus? Why are pizza boxes square when the pizza is round? What ever happened to an E grade? We…
A clock for math whizzes
05/01/2008Math enthusiasts who don’t want to move totally into the digital realm might appreciate this analog clock. Each number is expressed as a calculation involving three instances of the number…
The Wit of Steven Wright
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?…
