Australian Tourists
31/07/2008The questions below about Australia are from potential visitors. They were posted on an Australian Tourism Website. The (sometimes brilliant) answers are apparently the actual responses by the website officials,…
Funny quotes
Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. –Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as…
Qantas Maintenance Reports
30/07/2008After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet", which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on…
Words to live by…
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much…
Actual quotes from Federal employee-performance evaluations
28/07/2008"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." "I would not allow…
