Several dozen of the stupidest things ever said
13/07/2008"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." –Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five…
Twenty-one Reasons Why English Is Hard to Learn
05/07/2008The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish…
Disorder in the court
These excerpts from court transcripts are purported tobe true. You be the judge! The following are actual statements made during courtcases:From a defendant representing himself…Defendant: Did you get a good…
Some Funny Stories
NUDITY (don’t assume…just read it!) I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved….
