Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
12/08/2008The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers…
Things my Mother taught Me
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE- "If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION –…