Mitch Hedberg Quotes
08/09/2008I got an ant farm… them fellas didn’t grow shit! I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don’t go see Dr. Acula. I…
The Brilliance of Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy." – Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." – U.S. Army "Cluster bombing from B-52s is…
