Actual Answering Machine Messages
"A" is for academics, "B" is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message. Hi. This is John. If you are the phone…
Help Desk Stories
Customer: “Uhh…I need help unpacking my new PC.” Tech Support: “What exactly is the problem?” Customer: “I can’t open the box.” Tech Support: “Well, I’d remove the tape holding the…
