Ten commandments for developers
15/09/2008In order that applications and operating system shall not drive users insane thou shall: 1. Allow immediate termination I hit the wrong button. I changed my mind. I didn’t know…
How to write good
Here are several very important but often forgotten rules of English: Avoid alliteration. Always. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with. Avoid cliches like the plague. (They’re old hat.)…
46 Things that Girls Should Know By Now.. But Don’t
13/09/2008If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. Do…
Top 50 Bushisms and Dumb Bush Quotes
"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here." —at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002 "We spent…
Kids
10/09/2008A kindergarten student told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her student. "Because I pissed…
