Beware of Prince Charles
10/09/2008Year 1981 Prince Charles got married. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe Australia lost the Ashes tournament Pope died. Year 2005 Prince Charles got married Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of…
25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age
09/09/2008If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any…
Life is about saying the right stuff
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple…
Mitch Hedberg Quotes
08/09/2008I got an ant farm… them fellas didn’t grow shit! I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don’t go see Dr. Acula. I…
The Brilliance of Military Warnings
"Aim towards the Enemy." – Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." – U.S. Army "Cluster bombing from B-52s is…
