- Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
- Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
- Fat Penguin. (she says what?) hey just had to say something that would break the ice
- If i flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?
- I noticed you noticing me, and i just wanted to put you on notice, that i noticed you too.
- Let’s play war. I’ll lay down… and you blow the fuck out of me.
- Want to see my stamp collection?
- Do me
- hey bitches!!! free cocaine!!!
- Love is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it.
- How about a fuck…. ing drink?
- I have this weird habit of taking every girl I fuck for shopping.
- hi my name is steve, but you can call me anytime.
- Excuse me…. How do you like your eggs, scrambled or fertilized?
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
