- Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10
- When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don’t answer him. – Michael, 14
- Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. – Michael, 14
- Stay away from prunes. – Randy, 9
- Never pee on an electric fence. – Robert, 13
- Don’t squat with your spurs on. – Noronha, 13
- Don’t pull dad’s finger when he tells you to. – Emily, 10
- When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair. – Taylia, 11
- Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. – Traci, 14
- Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. – Kyoyo, 9
- You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. – Armir, 9
- Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. – Lauren, 9
- Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. – Joel, 10
- When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. – Alyesha, 13
- Never try to baptize a cat. – Eileen, 8
