It was recently discovered by a group of scientists, a way of decoding Babies’ cries. Based on their research, most baby cries mean one of the following 16 things.
- I have my blankie, you have your caffeine. Enough said.
- Don’t be jealous, but I think I’m in love with the ceiling fan.
- I know where the remote control is, but it’ll cost you.
- To you, it’s just an empty egg carton; to me it’s PlayStation 2.
- Actually, I don’t mind sitting in a bathtub that I’ve peed in.
- Bang a screwdriver slowly and steadily into your gums. That’s what teething feels like.
- Two words I’d rather not hear from you: rectal thermometer.
- There’s no point in teaching me to say "mama" or "dada." My first word is going to be "hat."
- I’ve told you five times what cow says. If you can’t remember, I’m not telling you again.
- There is no question that I can cry longer than you can listen.
- I’m not just wildly throwing my food. I’m exploring the laws of gravity, estimating mass, and testing wind velocity.
- If you wanted a good sleeper, you should have gotten a cat.
- Who is that baby in the mirror you keep asking me about?
- If my bottom is so darn cute, why is someone always trying to cover it up?
- Who are you two to tell me how important it is to sleep alone?
- What you secretly believe is true: I am much smarter than other babies.