- Did we go to different schools together?
- Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?
- What pickup line actually works on you?
- Do you have any raisins? Well, then how about a date?
- I’m glad I’m not blind!
- Can you please scratch my back? My arms are far too muscular for me to reach.
- If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
- You stole my heart. That’s OK, though – I have another one at home in the fridge.
- I lost my teddy bear! Will you sleep with me tonight?
- Is there a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can really see myself in your pants.
- Why don’t you come sit in my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
- Mind if I talk to you until it’s safe down there where I farted?
- If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- Are your pants from outer space or is your butt just out of this world?
- You’re so sweet, you’re going to put Hershey’s out of business!
- Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?
- When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.
- Don’t you know me from somewhere?
- Is your name Summer? ‘Cause you are HOT!
- I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
- Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see around here.
- Can I even get a fake number?
- You sure have a great looking tooth.
- Are you religious? You’re the answer to my prayers.
- Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
- My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.
- Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!
- You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.
- Falling for you would be a very short trip.
- Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.
- Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.
- You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.
- Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.
- Those must be space pants, ’cause your butt is out of this world!
- I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by.
- Can I lick that film off your teeth?
- Don’t be so picky….I wasn’t!
- Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
- You look a lot like my future wife.
- I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.
- Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
- Your body’s name must be Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be.
- Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonald’s, you would be McGorgeous.
- Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
- You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
- Without my glasses, you couldn’t pass for a female.
- You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
- I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
- Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo.
- What do you like for breakfast?
- Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
- I want to call your mother and thank her.
- Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.
- That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.
- Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.
- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
- My name is [your name]. That’s so you know what to scream.
- Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.
- (Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
- There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Do you know how to use a whip?
- Can you give me directions…to your heart?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
- I hope you know CPR, ’cause you take my breath away.
- You look just like Joan Rivers.
- Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
- I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I’ll still make your bed rock.
