- Some people are like slinkys. Not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
- It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
- If idiots could fly, this would be an airport!
- This is an "A" "B" conversation so "C" your way out of it.
- Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh either!
- When blondes have more fun, do they know it?
- KENTUCKY: Five million people, Fifteen last names.
- Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
- Before you open your mouth to speak, please make sure it’s an improvement upon the silence.
- 100,000,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
- Learn from your parents’ mistakes – use birth control!
- Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent!
- I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.
- I hear you are very kind to animals so please give that face back to the gorilla.
- I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
- Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
- You’re a good example of why some animals eat their young.
- If you were any dummer, you’d have to be watered twice a week!
- You’ll never have a nervous breakdown, but you sure are a carrier!
- "Your kid may be an honor roll student, but you’re still an idiot!"
