- When you get to the bottom of a stairway, your tummy takes one more step.
- You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
- You put mayonnaise on aspirin.
- Your blood type is Ragu.
- You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
- You ran away from home and they had to use all 4 sides of the milk carton for your picture.
- You could sell shade.
- Your driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side.’
- You are diagnosed with the flesh-eating virus, and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
- You dance and it makes the band skip.
