Eyad Salah

If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. Order…

Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said…

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.The next day, the kids came…

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