Eyad Salah

I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce. How about never?…

Relationships: First of all, a man does not call a relationship a relationship – he refers to it as "that time when me and Suzie was doing it on a…

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl". The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was…

Catch phrases Git-R-Done! Lord, I apologize… and be with the starving Pygmies down there in New Guinea. Amen. “I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there!” (sometimes with…

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather–who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Advice for the day: If you…