Eyad Salah

Question: What is one horsepower?Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. You can listen to thunder after lightning…

Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a…

What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — “Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough…

In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And…

ALPHA Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for “doesn’t work.” BETA Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is…