Things NOT to Say to a Cop
15/07/2010I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. Aren’t you the guy from the…
Stupidest celebrity quotes
02/07/2010Britney Spears“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” “I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know…
Funny Quotes To Live By
09/06/2010Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it. You have…