A Fake job title
09/06/2010experienced bra fitter – I bet they had trouble finding candidates for this one. PlayStation Brand Ambassador Eyebrow Threading – I REALLY hope this has something to do with dolls….
Signs you’re getting old
27/05/2010Kidnappers are not very interested in you. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. No one expects you to run–anywhere. People call at 9 pm and…
Funniest Homer Simpson Quotes
21/05/2010Operator! Give me the number for 911! Oh, so they have internet on computers now! Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!…
When a guy does something wrong…
14/05/2010When a guy does something wrong…When a girl does something wrong…via
Truths For Mature People
09/05/2010I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you…
