Actual projections
09/03/2009"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." ~~~ Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe…
Police, law enforcement comedy
08/03/2009The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country. Count down to #1… #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch…
For Those Born Before 1986
07/03/2009According to today’s regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 60’s, 70’s and early 80’s probably shouldn’t have survived, because our baby cots were covered with…
Actual patient charts
28/02/2009She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side…
Simpsons Quotes
30/01/2009Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they…
