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On a Sear’s hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Dang, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair) On a bag of Fritos: "You could be…

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty…

Indecision is the key to flexibility. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to…

Afghanistan The bad news is, there’s a new article about everyone farming opium. The good news is, you can’t read. Albania The perfect getaway for people who love Kosovo, but…

Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don’t answer him. – Michael, 14…