Pilot’s Crib Sheet
03/10/2008Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless…
Confusion says:
01/10/2008Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly. Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone. One who run in front of car get tired. One who run…
‘Driving in Ireland’ Stories
26/09/2008Wexford Garda Traffic cops had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but weren’t getting many. Then they discovered the problem – a 12 year old boy was standing up…
Actual Answering Machine Messages
"A" is for academics, "B" is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. So leave a message. Hi. This is John. If you are the phone…
