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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet. –Robin Williams Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as…

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet", which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on…

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much…

"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity." "I would not allow…

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