Life Reflections by George Carlin
26/07/2008You have to love George Carlin for his great words of wisdom. Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. I’m not into working out. My…
Why we like the British
25/07/2008BRITISH NEWSPAPERS Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, "We agree it was rather high for…
Things to do while watching Lord of the Rings
24/07/2008Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait…where the hell is Harry Potter?" Block the entrance to the theatre while screaming, "YOU…..SHALL….NOT….. PASS!" Play a drinking game where…
TOP 8 MORONS OF 2008
1. WILL THE REAL DUMMY PLEASE STAND UP? AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s…
50 “Other” Facts of Life…
23/07/2008Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite. There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. The average person’s left hand does…
