Men’s Rules for Men
20/07/2008Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. It…
Three women
15/07/2008Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all three will wear black leather bras,…
Axioms
14/07/2008Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. On the other hand, you have different…
Several dozen of the stupidest things ever said
13/07/2008"Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons." –Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of science, 1949 "I think there is a world market for maybe five…
Twenty-one Reasons Why English Is Hard to Learn
05/07/2008The bandage was wound around the wound. The farm was used to produce produce. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse. We must polish the Polish…