Some Useful Condescending Phrases
29/12/2007Some useful phrases to use as an Evil Overlord as given by Steve Meredith. These humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably…
Newspaper headlines
15/12/2007Include Your Children when Baking Cookies Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted…
Haiku Error Messages
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. Everything is gone; Your life’s work has been destroyed. Squeeze trigger (yes/no)? Windows NT crashed. I am…
Top 13 Ways Hell Is Better Than Your Job
11/12/2007Your coffee stays hot all day Never have to look very far to find the legal department In Hell, you know who drank your Coke in the fridge – Satan…
Courtroom Testimony
07/12/2007These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were…
