Sixth grade quotes
30/09/2007Question: What is one horsepower?Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. You can listen to thunder after lightning…
Computer Genesis
In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And…
Mad Ramblings and Ponderments
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — “Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough…
PC Jargon
ALPHA Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for “doesn’t work.” BETA Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is…
LIFE’S OBSERVATIONS:
Marriage changes passion; suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.” I have my own little world. But it’s…
