Things you learn from having kids
24/10/2008A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with…
Warnings
23/10/2008Product Warnings: "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." — In the information booklet. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should…
Questions you can’t answer
The maker doesn’t want it; the buyer doesn’t use it; and the user doesn’t see it. What is it? A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were…
101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes
21/10/2008These are 101 Greatest George Carlin Quotes: I don’t have pet peeves — I have major psychotic fucking hatreds! Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half…