There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty…

Indecision is the key to flexibility. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to…

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Never trust a dog to watch your food. – Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don’t answer him. – Michael, 14…

Every takeoff is optional.  Every landing is mandatory.  If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger.  If you pull the stick back, they get smaller.  That is, unless…