Top 50 Bushisms and Dumb Bush Quotes
13/09/2008"I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here." —at the President’s Economic Forum in Waco, Texas, Aug. 13, 2002 "We spent…
Kids
10/09/2008A kindergarten student told his teacher he’d found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her student. "Because I pissed…
Beware of Prince Charles
Year 1981 Prince Charles got married. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe Australia lost the Ashes tournament Pope died. Year 2005 Prince Charles got married Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of…
25 things you should have learned by the time you have reached middle age
09/09/2008If you’re too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any…
Life is about saying the right stuff
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple…
