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NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. 1. NAME  _______________________________ DATE OF…

Before I start I just want to make an announcement: "I don’t hate Microsoft, I just envy Bill Gates". I’ve been hearing bad and good things about Windows Vista for…