A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter.“What are you doing?” she asked.“Hunting flies,” He responded.“Oh, killing any?” She asked.“Yep, three…

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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: a half-gallon of 2% milk,a carton of eggs,a quart of orange juice,a head of romaine lettuce,a 2 lb. can…

This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME:…

Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her…