Who am I sleeping with
18/11/2007A young single guy is on a cruise ship, having the time of his life. On the second day of the cruise, the ship slams into an iceberg and begins…
Lipstick In School
According to a news report, a certain school in Garden City, MI was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and…
For those who take life too seriously
Save the whales. Collect the whole set A day without sunshine is, like, night On the other hand, you have different fingers. I just got lost in thought. It was…
Why Men Are Just Happier People
17/11/2007Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant….
Signs
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels On a Septic Tank Truck sign: “We’re #1 in the #2 business.” Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones,…