Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I’m sure they would like to take back: Grand Prix Race Announcer: “The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for…

Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? Why is it called “rush hour” when your car barely moves? If a 7-Eleven is open 24 hours…

You’re so tired, you now answer the phone with just: “Hell.” Your friends call to ask how you’ve been, and you immediately scream, “Get off my back!!”. Your garbage can…

What are you thinking about? Do you love me? Do I look fat? Do you think she is prettier than me? What would you do if I died? Here is…

You know you work for corporate America today if: You’ve sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. Your company welcome sign is attached…