New Definitions
05/10/2007TRAFFIC LIGHT apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches DIVORCE postgraduate in School of Love PIONEER early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of…
Thoughts On Aging
Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. There are three signs of old age. The first is…
The First Annual Duh Award
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then…
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe…
Corporate America at Its Best 2
“As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two…