Actual patient charts
28/02/2009She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side…
Simpsons Quotes
30/01/2009Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose: it’s how drunk you get. Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they…
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17/01/2009I like you, but I wouldn’t want to see you working with subatomic particles. I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die If you smoke after sex, you’re doing…
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09/01/2009My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her…or something like that. Keep honking while I reload. If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy. Bad Cop!…
Learn Spanish
29/12/2008Cheese The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito Replies: ‘Maria likes me, but cheese fat.’ Mushroom When all of my family get in the…