Signs you’re drinking too much coffee
30/10/2008You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You haven’t blinked since the…
Quotes about sex
“My girlfriend always laughs during sex –no matter what she’s reading.” Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers) “Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.” Woody Allen “Lord, grant…
Bad Days
28/10/2008The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released…
Things Computers Can Do in Movies
27/10/2008Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. Movie characters never make typing mistakes. All monitors display inch-high letters. High-tech computers,…
Some of the Best ‘Out of Office’ Automatic email Replies
26/10/2008I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood. You…
