Life Explained
11/10/2008A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch…
How Did the Fight Start?
08/10/2008When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive…. so, I took her to a gas station….. After retiring, I went to the Social…
What a woman wants in a man
07/10/2008What a woman wants in a man, Original List (age 22): Handsome Charming Financially successful A caring listener Witty In good shape Dresses with style Appreciates finer things Full of…
Well Said
06/10/2008If your father is a poor man, it is your fate. But, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it’s your stupidity. A bus station is where a bus stops….
A Little Inspiration
What I have learned as I have matured… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give…