The First Annual Duh Award
05/10/2007Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then…
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There’s a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe…
Corporate America at Its Best
“My boss spent the entire weekend retyping a 25-page proposal that only needed corrections. She claims the disk I gave her was damaged and she couldn’t edit it. The disk…
Corporate America at Its Best 2
“As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two…
2 Tough Questions
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you…
