Rules for women
30/09/2007We always hear “the rules” from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s…
Jesus was a woman
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: He called everyone Brother. He liked Gospel. He couldn’t get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments…
Things Not to Hear During Surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. Someone call the janitor – we’re going to need a mop. Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog! Wait a…
Sixth grade quotes
Question: What is one horsepower?Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. You can listen to thunder after lightning…
Computer Genesis
In the beginning GOD created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he created the Word. And there were two Bytes in the Word; and nothing else existed. And…
