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What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat? What are they thinking — “Gosh, if we have a party there may not be enough…

ALPHA Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for “doesn’t work.” BETA Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is…

Marriage changes passion; suddenly you’re in bed with a relative. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea.” I have my own little world. But it’s…

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds the demand. Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand. Even if you are on…

A sample of some really smart women: I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb… and I also know that I’m not blonde….