The perfect job
06/12/2008My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I couldn’t concentrate. Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t…
Funny air traffic control stories
02/12/2008-Tower: ‘Are you an Airbus 320 or 340?’ -Pilot: ‘An A340, of course!’ -Tower: ‘Well then, would you please start your other two engines before taxiing to take off?’ -Tower:…
Darwin Awards 2008 – Top Acts of Stupidity
29/11/2008The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat-cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting…
Swearing at Work
26/11/2008Dear Staff It has been brought to the CEO’s attention that some individuals throughout the organization have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues….
Baby talk
It was recently discovered by a group of scientists, a way of decoding Babies’ cries. Based on their research, most baby cries mean one of the following 16 things. I…