Did you ever stop and wonder…
21/11/2008Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why toasters always have a setting so high that could…
Axioms of the New Generation
Life isn’t like a box of chocolates, it’s more like a jar of jalapeños — you never know what’s going to burn your ass. I love deadlines. I especially like…
Limo Driver
After getting all of Pope John Paul’s luggage loaded into the limo(and he doesn’t travel light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb. "Excuse me,…