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What I have learned as I have matured… I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give…

Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door. If they put a man on…

On a Sear’s hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (Dang, and that’s the only time I have to work on my hair) On a bag of Fritos: "You could be…

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple or pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty…

Indecision is the key to flexibility. There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation. Happiness is merely the remission of pain. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to…