Top 15 pickup lines
01/09/2008Nice dress, can I talk you out of it? Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! Fat Penguin. (she says what?) hey just had to…
Murphy’s computers laws
Any given program, when running, is obsolete. Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run. If a program is useful, it will have to be…
Weird Laws
Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh.". In Lebanon, men are legally…
Things I Have Learned from Children
15/08/2008A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with…
