Kinder, Gentler Ways to Say Someone is Stupid
12/08/2008The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead. A few clowns short of a circus. A few fries short of a Happy Meal. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. A few beers…
Things my Mother taught Me
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE- "If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!" My mother taught me RELIGION –…
The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Get a Wife
10/08/2008Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she’s yours. – (Deuteronomy 21:11-13) Find a prostitute and…
21 Laws of Computer Programming
07/08/2008As any experienced computer programmer knows, there are unwritten laws that govern software development. However there are no penalties for breaking these laws; rather, there is often a reward. Following…
